HULK SMASHIN' BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Incredible Hulk and he's turned up the volume on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those little lights are gonna be go wild faster than a rocket ship. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one display you won't wanna sleep through. Watch out for flying cars!